Two Nerds and a Computer

While building a site it was requested that I add the text, “Click the underlined text to view additional images”.

Now I know the elderly are all dribbling retards incapable of learning or common sense, but isn’t the fact they’re at the site proof enough of their ability to use a link? Apparently not.

So, fearing this explanation might still be too simple for our simple minded audience, I took the liberty of expanding upon it:

Use the peripheral attached to your computer that many refer to as a ‘mouse’. By ‘use’ we mean move the ‘mouse’ around to cause the cursor on the page to move respectively. Once you have ‘used’ the ‘mouse’, to ‘point’ to the underlined text, referred to as a ‘link’, you can then click the left button (assuming pc usage), in order to activate the ‘link’ and bring up the new content to which the link does link.

Thank goodness for youth’s kindness and consideration towards the ineptness of the elderly.

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